blake griffin is mad overrated. kevin love is better all around.
Jake Messing. Industrial Garden.
Between the Two. Mixed media on panel, 122 x 147 cm.
Migrations. Mixed media on panel, 73 x 203 cm.
We Are the Pirates. Mixed media on panel, 73 x 203 cm.
Migrations 2. Mixedmedia on panel, 73 x 203 cm.
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amare is sour as hell. my prediction: heat over pacers in 5 games. heat v. lakers in finals, with heat winning their first championship with lebron.
The Google Resume
Bout to cop this for the kindle.
ashton kutcher is a hack. i don’t know what your claim to fame is but you are a talentless piece of shit that appeals to white racists who like to stereotype and denigrate people of color. of course, by people of color, i mean brown and yellow people because we don’t have national coalitions and defamation leagues to get all up in arms when some racist shit is put out there (just an army of assholes on the internet that refuse to let it go, i.e. me).
Hasan Minhaj speaks the truth man, hits the fucking nail on the head, and several other cliches. it wouldn’t be as big deal if this pop chips ad had something funny in it, instead its kutcher just babbling nonsense. so i guess the punchline is supposed to be, “look i’m white and im showing how goofy these brown skinned ginders act - lol - eat some pop chips”. this is the result of having WHITEWASHED ivy-league assholes rise to high-level marketing positions at large corporations.
the thing that pisses me off the most is when people are like, “don’t make a big deal of it, it’s just a joke” or even better, “you guys do talk like that sometimes”. first of all, kutcher is in brown face, ITS A WHITE GUY PORTRAYING A BROWN GUY, incredibly offensive. no it’s not? replace that brown with black, have him eating a water-melon, and throw in some tap-dancing, what do you have? a fucking minstrel show, don’t know what that is you racist cracker, look it up. anyways, i wouldn’t be nearly as offended if the bit was using the whole “indian” gimic for a comedic purpose. but what is the punchline? there isn’t any-its just a “goofy indian guy with an accent”. kutcher you symbolize what i hate about white people.
RUFFLES FOR LIFE BITCHES (CHEDDAR AND SOUR CREAM (even though your breath will smell turrible after eating these))
yo this dude is reppin it hard for the guidos at jersey shore. don’t hate on his dancing skills, he’s just eurosteppin’
thanks travis.
nice! i was most impressed by his method man and eminem impression.
My friend Tushar and his wife discussing sex on CNN.
replete with not-so-witty, stream-of-consciousness commentary.
